Sometimes a goat’s just got to do what a goat’s got to do. 


I may only have one ear.

I may be the shortest goat in the gang.

But I know who I am. Nobody is going to get in my way.

Today I was feeling short, so I stood on a bale of wire.

I didn’t feel short any longer. I could see over all of the other goats.

I stayed there for a long time.

When I want something, I make it happen.

The grass on the other side of the fence is always greener.

So I jump the fence.

It may be $7000 worth of ‘pig worthy’ fencing, but I make short work of it.

Like I said, nothing can stand in my way.

Jumping over the fence keeps life interesting.

It’s a thrill.

Gives new perspective.

It’s empowering and exciting.

It’s also lonely, but we’ll get to that.

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